Seven Deadly SINS you can do in INDIA !!

Hello Fellas !!

I dont know how many people after all read this and even when you do, please try not to draw wrong conclusions, and even in that case try respecting my right to live and die, dont giv my address to some SENA ! .. These are few things that I have observed after seeing pretty much of India, and you have to believe me, I have seen India !!

So here it goes, following are Seven SINS "THEY SHALL NOT make in INDIA ... What I would emphasize is that once you committed one of them, watch out, you are vulnerable !

No 1. They Shall Not be POOR...

India is a cruel place if you are poor, your whole life, death, anything at all associated will bore this burden tag SIN of Poverty.

2. They shall not be RICH ...

A big part of India unfortunately is First type of SINNERS. And most of these Sinners the "RICH" to be reason why they are POOR. Though I pursued it with all my might to discover any relations whatsoever how TATAs and Ambanis are the real culprits behind our country's ill fate I could never understand it .... but yes my discover holds good, dont be a rich guy in public.

3. You should not be Woman !!

That is one of the deadliest sins you can do in India, be it from childhood till whatever, you better dont go places where you should not be going. A good part of Indians believe that women should never go out alone or in company with other men, after dark and in light, at places which are too lonely or crowded ... (in Short anywhere). Dangerously there is even a bigger part who are out there making them learn this lesson .. "THE HARD WAY " !

So please be safe, take good care !!

4. If you really believe that India is a COUNTRY !

Well this funny but I personally find it tough to believe that this is a country in true sense. We have National game that has never been played or watched by 80 % of India, A national language, using which may get you killed in the most developed city in the country. More then half of its population struggling for some sort of sovereignty.

Really makes me wonder “IS IT RATIONAL TO CALL IT NATIONAL ..”

5. You want to change

No we are the toughest people on earth to change, we don’t change, try somewhere else. Be it illegal garbage dump to six sigma implementations in biggest multinationals, if “we don’t like it .. we don’t do it ..we might fake it, but we don’t do it..”

The hell breaks on you, when you try come around some bunch of Indians and try changing them.

6. You complain

This is just a continuation, when people don’t change you try make them change by complaining .. Nooo dont do that, DONT TRY THIS ANYWHERE BUT HOME.

Dont believe me, just try stopping at a traffic signal when it really goes red !! Okay that’s too risky, stop an “eve teaser” no okay.. lets try an easy one, walkup to the ticket collector of a train and ask the process to register complaint about hygiene of the train .. (I wish he knows what you are talking about)!

7. You are Unfortunately BORN in India

Yes that’s the worst part of any Indian born in India. Face the fact that’s the BIG INDIAN DREAM .. you gotta get out of this Country. Be a Cab driver, Toilet Cleaner or whatever gods sake but out of this country and if you cannot being a sinner of type 3, at least get married to a guy who is not a sinner of this type, ya that "Skinny IITian" who proposed to you in class 9th, trust me things have changed, ROHAN(that MR. Nobody) will understand you anyways when he grows up. Hey also remember Papa mentioned about his old colleague's cousin .. Banker .. LA remember, ohh dont worry there are some really good hair transplanting technologies out there.

Men, Women, Kids and their Grandfolks all of them just are too obsessed with that Uncle,Aunt and Cousin who left India in 1970 to a far away country called “FOREIGN”.

So, ladies and Gentlemen now you know if you are one of them, dont try to run or hide, acknowledge the fact and choose your actions wisely !!

Talking off

Raj